Mission-Driven Chiropractic Clinic Owners

Get 10+ High Value Patients Monthly at 
5x ROI

No Discounts or Groupons required. Just predictable growth.
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2.3x Lower CPA
5.2xConversion
10+ Guaranteed
New Appointments
+12 this week
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Initial Exam • Full Price

We Get It—You've Been Burned Before…

And it's not your fault
Most agencies play what we call the "crypto marketing game"—promising overnight patient floods. They're selling you meme coins when what you need is a Warren Buffett approach to sustainable growth.

Over-Promised

Agencies that over-promised and under-delivered, leaving you skeptical that ads can work.

Massive Retainers

Massive retainers (£1,500-2,500/month) with campaigns that spiked, then fizzled.

Fake Leads

"Lead vendors" that flooded your inbox with tire-kickers or fake leads just to pad their numbers.
The truth? It wasn't the platform that failed. It was bad messaging, bad targeting, and no real strategy.

Get 10 New Patient Appointments in Your First 30 Days OR We Work Free.

No excuses. No "qualified leads" that don't convert. Just actual booked appointments from patients ready to pay full price. If we don't deliver 10 appointments in month one, we manage your campaigns at no cost until we hit that number. We only win when you win.
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Why This Works When Others Failed

⚠️ It's Not the Ad Platform—It's the Offer and Funnel
According to Meta's 2023 Healthcare Marketing Report and Google's Healthcare Vertical Analysis, successful healthcare campaigns depend on message-market fit.
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We Test What Drives Bookings

We continuously test key patient triggers across search intent, messaging, timing, and response—then optimize what's working every week. No spray-and-pray hoping something sticks.
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Focus Budget Where It Converts

We focus 75% or more of your budget on 'Ready to Book' searches across Google, Facebook, and YouTube.
Researching
Comparing
Ready to Book
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The "Hidden Gap"

The average clinic misses 30–50 profitable keywords. That's 180–420 untapped local searches monthly we put you in front of.
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Maximize Ad Investment

Unlike agencies charging £2,500/mo fees, our model is built for ROI. More of your investment goes into reaching patients, not our retainer.

Real Stories from Clinic Owners

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Matthew's Story
"Burned by agencies before"
Matthew ran his clinic from a spare room and had been burned by an agency that delivered just 8 patients over 3.5 months.
Within our first 20 days together, we matched those 3.5 months of results.
Result
ROI: 6.2x
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Sohaib's Story
"Camera-shy"
Sohaib was so camera-shy he begged to use AI instead of recording himself. His confidence was low.
His first video, after our coaching, brought in 14 new patients. He now records confidently.
Result
14 Patients (1st Video)
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Lawrence's Story
"Conversion bottlenecks"
Lawrence's team struggled with conversions when volume increased. We implemented targeted call-handling training.
His patient volume doubled simply by fixing the phone process.
Conversion
23% → 47%

Addressing the Myths

Myth: "If I get too many patients, quality will suffer"
The truth: This is a capacity problem. Scaling systems allows you to do more treating and less admin.
"You don't need more hours—you need better systems."
Myth: "I have to compete on price"
The truth: Ideal patients care about results, not £21 specials.
"You're not overpriced—you're under-positioned."
Myth: "Ads don't work in my market"
The truth: Ads work. Bad messaging and bad targeting don't.
"It's never the platform—it's the offer."

What You Get When You Start

A Growth Analysis

Complete market snapshot, keyword opportunity map showing the 180–420 searches you're missing, 12-month patient flow forecast, and competitor gap analysis.

Waived Setup Fee

We build your entire campaign infrastructure at no cost—appointment-focused landing pages, conversion tracking, call tracking, and multi-platform campaigns.

Weekly Optimization

We test, measure, and optimize every week. This is the boring S&P 500 dollar-cost-averaging approach to growth—not get-rich-quick schemes.

Team Training & Support

We don't just send you leads and disappear. We help train your team on call handling and conversion so you maximize every opportunity.

How It Works (Simple 3-Step Process)

Strategic Brand Alignment

Week 1
We immerse ourselves into your brand essence, vision, and goals. Then, we dial-in the messaging that connects with your ideal patients. This ensures we're reaching the right people.
Week 1

Launch & Optimize

Weeks 2-4
Campaigns go live. We test key patient triggers and optimize weekly based on real appointment data—not clicks or impressions. First appointments within 7–14 days.
Weeks 2-4

Predictable Growth

Month 2+
You get 10+ quality appointments monthly from patients who pay full price. We continue optimizing to lower your cost per patient while you focus on care.
Month 2+

This Is for Mission-Driven Clinic Owners Who:

Refuse to compete on price or run Groupon promotions
Want predictable patient flow that compounds over time
Understand sustainable growth takes 30–90 days
Value quality patients over volume
Ready to invest (min $1000/month ad spend)
Want to focus on treating patients, not chasing leads

Frequently Asked Questions

We're laser-focused on getting you qualified appointments, not just leads. Our weekly optimization process adapts to your real results and feedback, ensuring we're always aligned with your business goals. Think of us as your dedicated growth partner.
Minimal. We handle the platforms, campaigns, optimization, and reporting. You (or your team) just need to answer the phone and book appointments. Most clinic owners spend less than 2 hours per month reviewing results with us.
Yes. We provide call-handling training and our campaigns pre-qualify patients, so your team isn't "selling"—they're simply confirming appointments with people who are already interested. We've helped multiple clinics double their conversion rates with simple training.
You don't need to be. We handle all the technical aspects—platform management, tracking setup, campaign optimization. You just need to focus on what you do best: treating patients.
Absolutely. Competitive markets actually have MORE search volume. The key is differentiation through messaging and targeting the gaps your competitors miss. We've succeeded in some of the most highly competitive markets.
Minimum $1000/month in ad spend. Most successful clinics invest $1,000–$3500/month and see 5–8x ROI. Remember: our management fees are significantly lower than traditional agencies, so more of your budget goes to acquiring patients.
Great problem to have. We can adjust campaign budgets and pacing to match your capacity. We'd rather you have the problem of too many patients than too few. Plus, we help you build systems to scale efficiently.
Most clinics see their first appointments within 14–28 days. We guarantee 10 appointments by day 30. Full optimization typically takes 60–90 days as we refine messaging and targeting based on real data.
Because we focus on delivering real results, we start with a 3-month pilot period. This gives you time to see the impact while staying flexible. After that, it's month-to-month - we believe in earning your trust through consistent performance rather than locking you into long contracts.

Ready to Fill Your Diary With High Value Patients?

This isn't a high-pressure sales call. It's a genuine conversation to see if we're the right fit for each other.
We only work with 2 new clinics per month
If you're serious about predictable growth 
without discounting, book your call now.
On this call, we'll:
Analyze your local market opportunity
Review searches you're currently missing
Walk through how our system works for your specialty
Determine if our approach aligns with your vision
"Just like you carefully evaluate patients to provide the best possible care, we thoughtfully assess our potential clients. This ensures a strong partnership where both parties can thrive."
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Fine Print: Guarantee applies to clinics with $1000+ monthly ad spend who follow our core recommendations. "Appointment" means scheduled consultation. Results based on 8 years of patient data as a Google-certified partner. We reserve the right to decline clients not aligned with our proven approach.